I've been sitting here for the past hour trying to think of something interesting to talk about, and I've got nothin'! Pretty sad. I mean, here I am, the one that has been pushing all my friends and family to get on the "blog" train and I can't even come up with one little entry. Part of my problem is my competition. I mean how can I compete with a pickle and a nut? I've been accused of being "selfish" today because I had some nice mother-daughter time with my poor middle child. Apparently, the punishment for that is to be "pickle-punched" in the colon. What did I ever do to the pickle population. I like pickles! Well, maybe not all pickles. I've never really enjoyed sweet pickles or those weird "bread and butter" pickles. What does that mean anyway? Bread and butter? As far as I know they don't have bread or butter in them. Hmm! I'll have to read up on that. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the pickle population. Well, I guess I could be accused of being a "pickle racist" because I am partial to the dills. I certainly never meant to upset any pickles, "dill" or "sweet". My deepest apologies. I just hope the pickle that took such an offense to the sweet moment with my child will find it in his little "pickle" heart to forgive me. Please don't shun me from "The Pickle Jar".
3 comments:
You and your family crack me up. I read the whole pickle saga last night, and I must admit it had me laughing.
I will have to say you are right, you've got nothing! What happened to your exciting life!! I'll give you another chance to prove yourself worthy. And the answer to your question, I didn't eat the oreo just the whip cream!! And it was only a little bit so I am okay!
Lissa, you disappoint me! I have NEVER known you to be at a loss for words.....then again, you do have a bit of competition. But you NEVER let that stop you! I know you will get it back together....don't let the pickles take over by punching you in the face and becoming the unopposed leader of your world! That can never happen!!!! Oh, and check out my blog just for you....
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